1) I enjoy fruit ... a lot.

2) Cutting my toenails very short makes me happy.

3) I enjoy cleaning my ears with Q-Tips.

4) Cartoons are one of my greatest joys.

5) I'm too sarcastic and cynical for my own good.

6) I love my hand writing.

7) Fat people horrify me.

8) Yoga makes my body tight and slim so it is the only kindof excersise I need.

9) When I was a little girl I enjoyed my hobby horse a little too much so my parents sold it.

10) In an ironic twist of fate when I was a pre-teen I was almost trampled to death by an enraged horse. I am now terrified of horses.

11) I hate the word "pre-teen".

12) I secretly enjoy European house music, and I think it is a result of constantly hearing it over my time as a stripper.

13) I like cooking, sewing, and hanging upside down on a pole.

14) My favorite kind of pie is pumpkin.

15) I like vegan baked goods more then regular baked goods.

16) I think that the coffee is Seattle is orgasmic.

17) I like touching boobs. They're fun.

18) Sometimes I think I am the mind of a womanizing 60 year old man in the body of a 20 year old girl.

19) I used to fake sick to get out of school constantly so I could get further in Final Fantasy.

20) I like reading books about foreign dictators.