#1 – Welcome To My World/You Do WHAT??

Picture it: I walk down the street on my way to get a cup of coffee downtown. Long wool coat, thick designer glasses, hair neatly styled, plain black high heeled boots, I blend in with everyone around me. I stop in to grab my caffeine fix because although it’s afternoon, I’m barely awake. The woman behind the counter makes the usual small talk with me as she brews my drink. As she sets it in front of me she asks, “so… just getting off work?”

I smile back at her politely. “No, actually, I’m not due for another couple hours.” I pick up the coffee, nod at her confused expression and walk off after dropping a couple of singles in her tip jar.

Business men and women give me “the nod” as though I am one of them, hung out to dry from today’s drudgery at the office gearing up for the long commute home. I let them think that. Otherwise I’d get the inevitable question, “you do WHAT??” Well I’m going to tell you.

 

I do what I have done for the last 12 years. I’m a sex worker. Currently back in the exotic dancing game, switching it up from sensual massage again. I need to do that to keep myself sane sometimes, as every job in the business has its own unique challenges and the business can be so personal, I’ve found it helpful to change what aspect I’m in from time to time. I’ve been in nearly every angle of the business from my beginnings as a peep show girl, to a dancer, dancer manager, lingerie model, professional dominatrix, professional submissive, agency escort, independent escort, sensual touch provider, and the sometimes coveted “phone girl”, booking appointments for others in “the biz”.

 

On the flip side, I’ve also worked in the computer industry, the bar scene, office administration, restaurants, general entertainment, sales, the mortgage industry, and as a freelance writer. I can hold my own in conversations with everyone from high-powered business executives to the homeless guy that lives around the corner. I have many interests in business, science, mechanics, architecture, travel, history, and the arts. So why do I do it you ask?